420 ftw
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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