I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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