i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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