just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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