Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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