How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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