he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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