We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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