Don't you send me to vm
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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