So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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