I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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