I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
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