Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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