David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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