from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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