yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
its liver damage thursday
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Randomize
