But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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