eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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