her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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