I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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