Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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