i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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