How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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