I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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