I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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