i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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