Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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