After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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