My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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