i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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