People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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