theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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