Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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