Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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