were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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