who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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