either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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