What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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