I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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