do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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