he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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