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say what?
wanna hang out?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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