didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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