oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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