I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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