Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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