Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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