Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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