My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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