No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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