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We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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