you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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