she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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