i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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