I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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