Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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