i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
please don't ironically join a cult
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