Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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