all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
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